
My pet human says: The Queen on Her Throne with Her Pillow!
Well, believe it or not, my pet human and the man have been married for almost 4 weeks now. In that time I have learned some interesting things about the man.
13 Interesting Things About The Man
1. He eats A LOT!!! I’ve never seen anything like it. My pet human is constantly cooking.
2. He wakes up at 2:00 a.m. to eat cookies and milk. Sometimes he also eats the leftovers from dinner.
3. For a snack he can eat an entire quart of yogurt. Just before dinner too, and it doesn’t ruin his appetite.
4. My pet human had warned me about men and something called girlie magazines. Well, I haven’t seen any evidence yet. However the man has discovered my pet human’s cooking magazines. He loves to look at the pictures! And then he leaves them open to the photos and asks if she can cook that for him.
5. My pet human now automatically triples every recipe she cooks.
6. The man LOVES fruit popsicles too! He can eat four in about 3 minutes.
7. When the man isn’t eating, he’s working out.
8. The man appears faster at doing household chores than my pet human, although she sort of grumbles about all her whites being pink and baby blue now. But he doesn’t do floors.
9. Pet Human: Dodgers. The Man: Padres. (har!)
10. The man gets very agitated when my pet human wears her Dodger shirt, although I heard him promise if the Dodgers go to the world series, he would take her to one of the games. I’m a witness!!
11. The man has a huge collection of sports memorabilia. The house is full of signed footballs, baseballs, mits, jerseys, bats, photos, etc.
12. My pet human makes him keep all the memorabilia in one room.
13. All in all, the man seems ok, but lately he’s been talking about getting a dog. NOT!
Luv,
Skittles