I’ve Been Catnapped!!!!

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was busy writing my personal vows to say to SlyCat during our wedding coming up this Sunday. Suddenly my pet human sneaked up on me, grabbed me, and shoved me into the prison box!

She picked up the box, put it into the car with her, and she drove off with me to a secret location.

Help!! I don’t know where I am!

FORCED CAPTIVITY IN THE PRISON BOX!!!!!

How will SlyCat find me? Will I be allowed furlough to attend the wedding? I don’t even know what crime I’ve committed. I’ve demanded an attorney, but she just laughs. Apparently my pet human has never heard of habeus corpus! What a rat fink, low life, *!&#!*!!!! Well you get the picture.

THE TOP SECRET GULAG

I demanded justice! But my pet human said to stop being so melodramatic. We just moved to a new house.

I don’t believe her. Deep down, she jealous that I’m getting married before she is.

Someone call the cops! Call the National Guard! Send in the troops! Send lawyers, guns and money!

Don’t worry, Sly! I’ll be there at the altar somehow, someway!

Skittles

The Final Candidates For My Wedding Dress

First of all a note to my handsome mancat, Sly:

Please skip reading this post. The groom cannot see the bridal gown before the wedding…..not even the final choices!

I have searched high and low, near and far, narrow and wide…..across mountains and oceans…..from the north pole to the south pole

WW says: “Skittles! Get on with it! You’ve done all your searching on the internet, so don’t be so dramatic!”

Huff!

Ok, here are the final choices for my wedding gown:

A stunning strapless! It's only downside is a semi-chapel train, whereas I was looking for at least a cathedral length, or maybe longer. (Remember Maria's train in "The Sound of Music?")

This train is a bit more acceptable. What it lacks in length, it makes up in detail.

This choice gets a blue ribbon for utilizing a little bit of everything: it's got lace, tuille, ruffles, ruching. It's got a strapless, sweetheart neckline, but also a little bolero doo dad to cover one's arms. And it's got white and ivory. This designer thought of everything!

A classic, beaded ball gown. I especially love the veil and all the ways I can drape it!

This one gets high marks for the flooofiness! I also like the demi-cup type straps, and the beaded detailing right at the bustline.

Suddenly, my pet human started screeching at me.

“Skittles, get rid of the last dress. You will NOT wear a BUBBLE BATH DRESS at your wedding! You will look just like someone who stands up in the bathtub and all the bubbles cling to her.”

Who cares what a human says. I’ll wear what I want. But opinions from my kitty friends are always appreciated. Which dress would be most flattering to my stunning tabby stripes? Which do you think Sly would like? What do you think I should wear?

Luv,
Skittles, The Huntress

A Watchful Eye

Some of you may not know this, but I am the elected “watch cat” of the neighborhood. From my perch on the pointy thing of the garage roof, I can see just about everything. I even know all the best secrets about the neighbors!

Soon I’ll be watching for SlyCat and his groom’s party to arrive!

Luv,
Skittles, The Huntress

A New Development In An Old War

From WW, aka The Pet Human of Skittles, The Huntress:

(WARNING: SOME OF THE CONTENT BELOW IS XXXX RATED AND NOT SUITABLE FOR YOUNG KITTIES)

Many of you may not know this, but my lovely and fierce tabby and I have had a long simmering war going on between us. This war started in November of 2007, when I posted some XXXX rated photos of her with a stuffed golden retriever. (this was over at her old Blogger site)

I will forever be grateful to DKM for naming this the “Golden Dog of Love!”

Ever since then I have been searching for unusual stuffed animals for Skittles in an attempt to lure her away from the golden retriever, to no avail. I tried regular teddy bears, and even a hippo and a panda.

Nothing worked.

When I started dating “The Man” as Skittles knows him, it got really embarrassing. He would take me to the zoo or Disneyland, and I would start shopping for stuffed animals. He wanted to know why. I didn’t want to tell him for fear that he would drop me as a potential wife.

Finally I told him about the Golden Dog of Love, and my attempt to lure Skittles away.

He said: “You mean your pimping your cat?????!”

Luckily the man is still around and we’re getting married on July 19. Of course Skittles is getting married to SlyCat on July 12, and she saunters through the house singing: I’m getting married before you! neeener, neeeener, neeeeener!

But the man took me to the Del Mar Fair this weekend and won a stuffed animal for me in the fun zone. And guess what!!!! Skittles has finally found a new “friend.”

Guess what it is…………………….

YES!!! IT’S A PINK UNICORN!!!!!111!

I hope the man isn’t too upset that Skittles is dragging around the gift he gave to me, and ummmmmm, doing things with it.

I suppose I should start checking my shoes for dead lizards for publishing these embarrassing photos!

Luv,
WW

The Official Wedding Party

Dear Friends,

Tonight I present to you the official wedding party. Sly and I will wed on July 12, 2009. Of course Sly is the groom and I am the bride, but here are the other participants in the wedding.

The Groom, SlyCat of Evanston, Illinois. His site is SlyLikesThings.

The First Best ManCat: Kon, aka Sly’s Bro

Also a Best ManCat: Monty Q, His Tabbyness of Survival of the Furriest

The Professional Wedding Planner: Sammy Meezer of Meezer Tails

The Jr. Bridesmaid: Billy SweetFeets of Meezer Tails

The Maid of Honor: Skeezix

The Flower Girl: Daisy The Curly Cat

I’m still looking for an Officiant for the Wedding, but I have a good lead. There will be quite the reception after the ceremony, and all are invited. (I’m still trying to book the Point Loma Parrots for the Choir.)

Luv,
Skittles, The Huntress

SAVE THE DATE!!!1!

Save the date, everyone! SlyCat and I have decided on a wedding date: Sunday, July 12.

Everyone is invited. It will be a garden wedding here at the Western White House in Point Loma. I’ve even invited the Wild Parrots of Point Loma to join us. I’m hoping they will agree to be in the choir.

I’m assembling my wedding party. I have a professional wedding planner and one of my bridesmaids lined up.

I probably shouldn’t say anything about this, but I went out on a limb and asked a very special cat to be my Maid of Honor. He’s very famous and very, very busy, so chances are he won’t be able to accept the invitation. I won’t say who it is in case he declines, but he’s the greatest Feline Fashionista on the cat blogosphere. I would be SOOOOO HONORED if he says yes.

The invitation will be sent out soon on the CB. Be sure to mark it in your calendar.

Luv,
Skittles, The Huntress

My Wedding Plans

I was staring out the window today and contemplating my wedding plans.  SlyCat and I are getting married on July 12.  I must make an announcement soon, and get the invites out.  I plan on wearing white!

I will also need a bridesmaid.

My pet human came in to work on her new blog.  What a rat fink.  She totally hogs the computer now, and I don’t get to post anything.  So I glared at her and demanded to know when all her silliness would end.

“Well, Skittles, actually my wedding plans have changed.  After much thought and planning, Steve and I decided to get married here on July 19, then climb Mt. Everest in the springtime.  It was just too much to do both at the same time.  And as soon as we are married, I’m going to leave my daytime hunting job and stay home. It’s far more important to be here to cater to your every whim!

“Oh” I said, “You must have found the dead rat in your shoe.”

“Yes, Skittles, I finally see the light.”

‘About time!!!”

Susan Boyle’s Semi Final Performance

ML’s B-Day

Auction For Coco Update

AUCTION FOR COCO UPDATE!!

My handsome mancat, SlyCat, of Evanston, Illinois, is holding an auction and raffle to benefit his friend, Coco.  Coco had emergency surgery and needs a little help with vet bills.

SlyCat’s mom is knitting a stunning pink snuggle!  Top bid so far is only $15.00.  There’s time for some kitty to outbid me and win a beautiful wardrobe accessory.

There is also a raffle for a great toy collection.  Tickets are only $2.00 each.

Check it out over at Sly Likes Things.

Luv,

Skittles, The Huntress