Full Monty Monday

This little cutie is perfecting her full monty, even though she is just a baby!

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Answers From The Candidate I

First, thank you to Sly, Karl, and Daisy for submitting questions. Here are my answers:
Karl at Cat Realm asked: What made you enter the race?
Karl, what a fabulous question!
The primary reason for entering this particular presidential race is to end the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq.
As you may know, I have a military [...]

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Ask THIS Candidate

Scroll Down For Answers To The Questions and Newest Posts.
The upcoming presidential debates will be held soon at Skeezix’s blog. The voting on the top three questions to ask the candidates has been tallied, and Cato, Chey, and I will be responding and rebutting soon.
However, if you have some other burning question for [...]

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LOL: Means Location of Lizard

Dixon Hill here to assist you ma’am.
I understand Data and LaForge were unable to locate the lizard body, which is why you have called me in.
I have conducted a thorough search of the premises, and I have interviewed Skittles herself. The body is nowhere to be found!
This can mean only one thing…..Skittles ATE the [...]

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Wordless Wednesday

I will post the location of the dead lizard tomorrow!

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Yoga Tuesday

Good morning, everyone! What a beautiful day! I am so happy to be here, alive, and in San Diego! Life is good!
WOWIE!!! Have we been to a few parties lately? How many trips to the buffet at Sadie, Speedy, and Scout’s did YOU make????? Be honest now.
So today’s class [...]

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A Clue!

My Dear Watson,
I have uncovered a most auspicious clue in our search to find the lizard body. As WW told us, she found the second piece of lizard tail in the front spare bedroom. This is how I found the bed skirt on the bed.
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Aaaaaahhhh! Gwass-hoppa

If I’m not bringing in lizards,
it’s grasshoppers! And it’s a spotty grasshopper, just for Spotty Sunday!!!!!

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My Dear Watson

My Dear Watson,
As you know, I have been called in by WW, aka Skittles’ Pet Human, to determine the physical location of a certain lizard body, or perhaps two lizard bodies.
One tail was found in the front hallway. Another part to a tail was found in the front bedroom.
Let us begin searching the house [...]

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Yoga Winner

Thank you all for participating in last Tuesday’s yoga class. Next week will be more intensive, especially since my pet human is not as busy with the horsie, Ballou.
Update: Ballou is in an indoor stall, with rubber mats, and no sand to get into his digestive tract. He is doing better. [...]

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