As a Formerly Feral Feline, I have a few street smarts. Denial is an excellent skill to have.
Here is one of my all time favorite photos of myself. Regal, dignified, lovely tabby markings…..all the best qualities a presidential hopeful could have.
I especially like this photo because I look so beautiful next to the 3 antique crystal hurricane lanterns that have been in the family for years.
Why am I republishing this photo? Scroll down to find out why.
This is what the crystal hurricane lanterns looked like this morning.
I DIDN’T DO IT!!!!!!
OH NO OH NO OH NO!!! It is a conspiracy!!! The same thing happened at our house too and we totally didn’t do it!!! There must be a glass breaking fairy!!! Or an evil squirrel!!! Oh NO!!!! Have a good weekend!
<3Sly
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KC said… tha same fing happened here’s, too. Of course none of us did it. Whoooo can it be??? Making us look bad.
Purrs, KC
Wowww…..Ooooops…..
I am sure it’s not your business!!
Uh Oh! I just hope you are OK!
OhOh… this tradgedy may cost you a few votes. If you lie about it, it may cost you even more votes… notice we do NOT vote for liars ever… so fess up! The media will track you down anyway… and don’t blame your running mate…
I’m going with the evil squirrel idea. Those critters are fast!!!
Cats are way too sure footed
Purrs Mickey
Uh oh. Dat’s not good. Do you think maybe a whole bunch of invisible bugs got together and knocked it over? Could happen.
Oh noes! This is why you needed a hidden camera, just so you’d have the evidence when the opposition tried to fram you!
Uh oh! Maybe an earthquake did it!
The lamps were tired of living. It is not your fault. I’m sorry there was not a lamp help group around to offer them support, but it’s just the way it is. I repeat, it is NOT your fault. Do not give in to guilt. You could not have helped them. I am so sorry this tragidy had to happen at your house, but I repeat, it is NOT your fault.
There’s fishy in the tank where I’m not supposed to go and birdies outside the window. I once jumped at them and hit, well, you know, glass. I think glass is one of the major things you should do away with when you get elected, Skittles. Glass cause many false accusations. I suggest you add the abolition of glass to your platform. Sweet Rosie O’Kitten
EARTHQUAKE that is what did it. Just enough of a shake to break it.
of course you didn’t do it!! it had to be an earthquake
We beleeve yoo, yoo din’t do it. It was prolly da man yoor mom has been seeing.
Couldn’t have been you, cats don’t… ahem…knock things over:-o) xxx
Do you think this is an attack for some sort of smear campaign? I mean, seriously…the pitcher broke at our house just days ago and now this at your house? I’m starting to wonder. Anyway, no matter what…I love you Skittles!!!
<3Sly
Oh no!!! What bean got up during the night and did that???