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Sam, The Marmalade Cat

Posted in Uncategorized, tagged , , , , , , , on January 23, 2009 | 8 Comments »

Hello Everyone,
I’m Sam, The Marmalade Cat. Last week I watched while Skittles packed her bags and headed to Washington. She hissed at me and bopped me on the nose, but then she said I was coming along. Something about being Minister of Feral Cats. I don’t know what that is. [...]

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Yoga In The Rose Garden

Posted in Uncategorized, tagged , , , , on January 22, 2009 | 6 Comments »

Welcome to my first yoga class at the White House. I’m so excited. This was one of my campaign promises…to hold yoga in the Rose Garden and have visiting dignitaries join in.
Today we have Queen Elizabeth II of England.
All right everyone, she’s a little late, but take a deep breath and relax. [...]

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My Presidency-Day 1

Posted in Uncategorized, tagged , , , , , on January 21, 2009 | 4 Comments »

My Report to the Citizens of the US:
Day 1: after a night of partying, and sauntering through ball after ball in my honor, I headed back to the White House to catch a cat nap before starting my new job.
I awoke at daybreak, and started with a brief yoga session on the lawn outside [...]

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My Inaugration

Posted in Uncategorized, tagged , , , on January 20, 2009 | 10 Comments »

Huuuuuussssssssshhhhhhh!
The Honorable John Roberts steps to the podium.
“Skittles, repeat after me:
I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States.
So Help Me Ceiling Cat.”

My Fellow Americats,
I’m honored and humbled today [...]

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Formerly Feral

Posted in Uncategorized, tagged , , , , , , on January 16, 2009 | 1 Comment »

With the inauguration coming up, I need my beauty rest.

Being a formerly feral has it’s perks, like sleeping on a nice wool blanket.
I have made my first pick for a cabinet post: Sam, The Marmalade Cat is now Minister of Feral Cats. I understand politics is politics, but if Congress gives me [...]

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My Inaugural Gown

Posted in Uncategorized, tagged , , , , , , , on January 11, 2009 | 9 Comments »

The inauguration is coming up in just a few days. I’ve been packing my bags and getting ready to head to Washington. I understand that this Obama guy is already there, already acting like the President. What nerve!!!
Anyway, my pet human is acting as a sort of social secretary. I’ve been inundated [...]

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TT-Skittles Goes To Washington

Posted in Uncategorized on January 8, 2009 | 5 Comments »

A word from the Pet Human, WW…
I recall a Thursday Thirteen from the Great Skeezix. He was opining on the differences between the Food Lady and Mr. Tasty Face.
He said something like this:
preferred computer programs….
The Food Lady…..photoshop
Mr. Tasty Face…..excel spreadsheets.
I’m in the corner with [...]

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Vote For Daisy!!!

Posted in Uncategorized on January 7, 2009 | 4 Comments »

Vote 4 Daisy. Nuff said.  Do it!

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Tabby Tuesday-WARNING!

Posted in Uncategorized, tagged , , , , , , , on January 6, 2009 | 2 Comments »

WARNING TO THE GRANDMAS!!!!
!!!!WARNING TO GRANDMA CHRISTY AND NANA KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was sitting at my computer, updating my files, and preparing to head to Washington DC for my inauguration. I got a message from my handsome mancat, SlyCat of Evanston, Illinois, (also my Vice President). He had tried to escape out the back door [...]

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CotC #251

Posted in Uncategorized, tagged , , , , , , on January 4, 2009 | 5 Comments »

Welcome to Carnival of the Cats #251.  This is the first carnival of 2009.  My pet human is amazed.  The first time she came across the CotC was in early 2006.  Almost three years ago.  Yowzaa!

I’m happy to say goodbye to 2008.  What a year!  The economy, the election, the mortgage crisis, Iraq, Afghanistan, terrorism [...]

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