Huuuuuussssssssshhhhhhh!
The Honorable John Roberts steps to the podium.
“Skittles, repeat after me:
I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States.
So Help Me Ceiling Cat.”
My Fellow Americats,
I’m honored and humbled today [...]
