My Inaugration

Huuuuuussssssssshhhhhhh!

The Honorable John Roberts steps to the podium.

“Skittles, repeat after me:

I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States.

So Help Me Ceiling Cat.”

My Fellow Americats,

I’m honored and humbled today as I take office as the first Feline POTUS in the history of the world. I am heartened that bi-peds w/o fur have taken a gigantic leap forward in electing a quadra-ped w/fur to lead all of America, not just humans, but cats, dogs, hamsters, fish, and every kind of living thing.

Let’s be frank. America is in a mess. We’re on the brink of depression. Our government is in chaos. Rising unemployment. Companies bankrupt. Foreclosures, homelessness. Continuing war. Escalating risk of nuclear holocaust.

AND….finger pointing.

The watch dogs failed us. Congress failed us. The executive office failed us.

And we, the people, watched it happen, and turned a blind eye. We failed ourselves.

My fellow Americats, this is a call to activism. This is a call to demand that your voice, be it liberal or conservative, be heard. We should scream bloody murder when our politicians dismiss escalating evidence that our country is heading towards demise. Call, write, scream, demand a voice. Don’t let them brush you aside because they deem you as unworthy.

I have much work to do in my first 100 days. I won’t make shallow promises to you. But I will make this promise.

I will terrorize any politician who continues to blow smoke and point fingers. I will personally leave dead rats, lizards, and birds in the shoes and pockets of any legislator who treats us like simpletons.

I understand the economy and government…so do you. Too much credit/leverage/margin debt, and eventually we pay the bill. And this time the bill is astronomical.

Stand up. Be vocal. Demand respect. Expect honesty.

Luv,
Skittles, The Huntress

p.s. you are all invited to my first Rose Garden Yoga Class this Thursday. Queen Elizabeth will be joining us!

Onward to the Inauguration Balls.

After much thought about my gown, I went in a totally different direction from my original selections. Are you ready? Here it is:

I went TOTALLY FEM!

A soft, feminine gown by Carolina Herrara. I look so sweet in pink. The politicians should remember though, I may look sweet, but I can rip their faces off with my claws if I feel like it. hehehehehe!