I was staring out the window today and contemplating my wedding plans. SlyCat and I are getting married on July 12. I must make an announcement soon, and get the invites out. I plan on wearing white!
I will also need a bridesmaid.
My pet human came in to work on her new blog. What a rat fink. She totally hogs the computer now, and I don’t get to post anything. So I glared at her and demanded to know when all her silliness would end.
“Well, Skittles, actually my wedding plans have changed. After much thought and planning, Steve and I decided to get married here on July 19, then climb Mt. Everest in the springtime. It was just too much to do both at the same time. And as soon as we are married, I’m going to leave my daytime hunting job and stay home. It’s far more important to be here to cater to your every whim!
“Oh” I said, “You must have found the dead rat in your shoe.”
“Yes, Skittles, I finally see the light.”
‘About time!!!”
Itz good dat youz momma found da error ob her wayz. Sometimez it takez a while, but most ‘beans does come ’round.
Skittles, best of luck with your wedding to Slycat!!!
Oh how lucky will you be to have a 24 hour servant soon!! You’re a lucky girl, Skittles!
I wish you the best with your wedding plans. My kitty Dylan is engaged, and we could use all the hints you could give us, so we’ll follow your blog to find out what happens.
Hi Skittles – how ‘aciting – a July 12 wedding! If you need any help planning your wedding, Sammy is a wedding planner!
Billy wanted to be a bridesmaid. He may or may not like wearing a dress though.
Your human actually GETS hints? Jan is zone dead when we try.
Oh, how funny!
Wow, Skittles! How on earth did you get your lady to take the hint???
Good luck with your wedding plans. It can be such a hectic time.
Love,
Tazo