HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was busy writing my personal vows to say to SlyCat during our wedding coming up this Sunday. Suddenly my pet human sneaked up on me, grabbed me, and shoved me into the prison box!
She picked up the box, put it into the car with her, and she drove off with me to a secret location.
Help!! I don’t know where I am!
FORCED CAPTIVITY IN THE PRISON BOX!!!!!
How will SlyCat find me? Will I be allowed furlough to attend the wedding? I don’t even know what crime I’ve committed. I’ve demanded an attorney, but she just laughs. Apparently my pet human has never heard of habeus corpus! What a rat fink, low life, *!&#!*!!!! Well you get the picture.
THE TOP SECRET GULAG
I demanded justice! But my pet human said to stop being so melodramatic. We just moved to a new house.
I don’t believe her. Deep down, she jealous that I’m getting married before she is.
Someone call the cops! Call the National Guard! Send in the troops! Send lawyers, guns and money!
Don’t worry, Sly! I’ll be there at the altar somehow, someway!
Skittles
Oh Skittles, we are glad you are no longer catnapped, but just moved!! We are very excited about your wedding!!
Your FL furiends,
Oh no, Skittles! And the big day is only days away! Sure hope you can find a way to escape! Although, it sure does look like a very nice prison!
Hmm, that hardly looks like a prison…we’re willing to bet it is a new home.
Oh noes!!! Skittles, do you need help breaking out!?!?
If you don’t like where you moved, maybe you should move in with SlyCat after the wedding!
At least she didn’t take you to the stabby place.
Oh NOES is rite!!!!! Do yoo need yer wedding pawty to reskyoo yoo??? We can, yoo know! Cuz I know how to drive my Uncle Chris’ Alfa, and it’s not too far frum yoo!
Oh no! We hope Slycat can rescue you in time.
We are SURE that Slycat will rescue you!!!